Holiday Bliss, Elevated!
Why Everyone’s Talking About the Dank Decadence Cookie Cake
The holidays are here, and let’s be real—it’s the most wonderful and stressful time of the year. Between endless shopping, family gatherings, and figuring out what to bring to the party, the season of cheer can feel like a marathon. But what if you could swap the chaos for a little calm, a lot of joy, and a treat that’s as indulgent as it is unique?
Enter Laced Bakes’ Dank Decadence Cookie Cake—a game-changing dessert made with D9 legal hemp and infused with terpenes that’ll have you vibing through the holidays like never before.
What’s So Special About This Cookie Cake?
This isn’t just any cookie cake—it’s the most luxurious, terpene-infused treat in Brooklyn. Made with 100% hemp-derived Delta-9 (D9), it’s completely legal, and it actually does something (take that, overpriced cookies that shall not be named).
🎉 Dosage Options to Match Your Mood:
250mg: Light holiday glow.
500mg: Party-perfect boost.
1000mg: Ring in the New Year on another level.
💨 Customize Your Experience with Terpenes:
Limonene: For energy and uplifting vibes—think holiday parties and last-minute shopping.
Linalool: For ultimate chill mode—perfect after hosting family dinner.
Pinene: For focus and clarity—great for creative projects or gift-wrapping marathons.
Myrcene: For cozy relaxation—ideal for movie nights and cuddles.
Why Delta-9 Hemp is the Holiday MVP
Delta-9 hemp isn’t just legal; it’s your ticket to enjoying the effects of cannabis without breaking any rules. Whether you’re new to hemp or a seasoned enthusiast, this perfectly dosed treat makes it easy to enjoy yourself without overdoing it.
And let’s be honest—who doesn’t need a little extra joy and relaxation this time of year?
Who Should Try It?
🛫 Travelers: Visiting Brooklyn for the holidays? Add a stop at Laced Bakes to your itinerary. Our treats make the perfect gift for friends—or yourself!
🎓 NYC Students: Got finals stress? Need a unique dessert for Friendsgiving or a dorm party? The Dank Decadence Cookie Cake is here to save the day.
💼 Busy Professionals: Treat yourself to something that works as hard as you do. Our D9-infused desserts are the ultimate way to unwind after those long end-of-year meetings.
Why Choose Laced Bakes?
Founded by culinary adventurer Crystal Grant, Laced Bakes combines a love for travel, food, and hemp to create desserts that are as indulgent as they are functional. We’re not just about cookies—we’re about experiences.
✨ Here’s what makes us stand out:
D9 Legal Hemp: High-quality, perfectly dosed, and effective.
Terpene-Enhanced Goodies: Tailored to your mood and needs.
Exclusive Members Lounge (Coming Soon): A space to chill, connect, and enjoy private events.
The Perfect Holiday Treat
Imagine showing up to a party with the Dank Decadence Cookie Cake in hand. Not only is it the most unique dessert on the table, but it’s also the one that actually enhances the vibe. Trust us—this is the gift your friends will actually remember.
🎄 Available for New Year’s Pickup: Pre-order now and grab it December 30th or 31st. But hurry—this is one treat that’s flying off the shelves faster than Santa’s sleigh.
Click, Order, Elevate
This holiday, don’t just survive the season—thrive. Head to LacedBakes.com to place your order. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and X for more updates, and get ready to make this holiday one to remember.
Because why settle for basic cookies when you can have the Dank Decadence Cookie Cake?
